Abby and Norma #293
16 October, 2008 - Posted by: erika
The worst pastime ever.
"Okay, first we have to find a guy who's being swallowed by an anaconda."
"What about that guy?"
"Hmmm... No, he won't do. He's going in headfirst."
"This could take a while."
TEXT OF COMIC:
This author says, "In times of crisis there are no atheists." She's talking about how even people who don't believe in God will start praying when their lives are in danger.
Well, that's true... or at least mostly true.
But I don't see the point of saying it. It doesn't prove that there's a God, or that atheists are stupid. All it proves is that people who are desperate will try anything, even things that wouldn't ordinarily make sense to them.
I bet if you found a guy who was being swallowed by an anaconda, and you told him that the national anthem makes anacondas throw up, he'd start singing as if he were at the biggest baseball game in history. He can't help it. He's desperate.
Actually, we should try that sometime. It would be fun.
I'm not THAT desperate for entertainment.
